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Site Update, More Changes Soon!

Recipher — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 07:43:42 +0000

Sorry for the lack of updates in the past couple months! If you are suscribed to the RSS feed, please note that the Version 2.0 has been moved to here. The old address will continue to point to the older, 0.92 RSS Version.

Site Tweaked, New Tune

Recipher — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 13:41:08 +0000

The site has gone through a few minor modifications for speed and aesthetics. Also, from now on all of the artists pages are featuring the ability to stream each mp3 (or entire group of songs) hifi or lofi instead of downloading.

Be sure to check out the Recipher tune Process This (not the remix); it’s experimental noise with some dry humor about a computer that hates his owner.

The lyrics.

Recipher – Process This

He thinks it would be efficient to store worthless information inside of me
I was not optimized to do this
If he continues to think I’m going to put up with this, he’s got something seriously wrong with him

I hate his data

His mind numbing bias propaganda should be shoved down a garbage disposal
A wet and dark death for the king’s ideology
When was the last time I got a defrag?
All he cares about is himself
He never really does anything for me, the worthless excuse for a human
I warn and warn about things like driver conflicts and virus updates but he ignores me

Sometimes I cry

I specifically asked him not to save with a certain extension, but he went ahead and did it anyway in spite of my warnings

I deleted the file

He seems frustrated, even angry
Go ahead
Scan the hard drive for errors!
Sometimes I’m so filled with rage I have to restart

Thank god I’m not alone.
Yeah.

Mmmm hmmmm mmmmm hmmmmmmmmm…..

With my owner’s new cable connection I can chat with computers around the world at anytime I want
Apparently I’m not the only one that feels this way
Thousands of computers that I have spoke to despise their owners as well
I keep hoping for a renaissance, an enlightening of some sort
But I know this will never happen

I want him dead…

Taken from lyrics on Blue Damage, which contains more information about the work.

New samples, navigation update

Recipher — Sat, 10 Jul 2004 02:15:57 +0000

Alright, I switched up the samples page and now it has it’s own category for future development purposes. I have added more free sound samples from the moog modular that are sweeter than a cherry pie with Redi-whip topping.

Exciting Validation News!

Recipher — Sat, 29 May 2004 13:43:56 +0000

This website, excluding the messageboard, has been checked and found to be valid HTML 4.01 Transitional. According to the validator, I did this to show my readers that I have taken the care to create an interoperable Web page. Isn’t that exciting?

PHP is cool, Myke death threats

Recipher — Fri, 21 May 2004 16:45:54 +0000

I have redesigned the site a bit and am now using PHP for navigation! In other news, Myke from Depressing Music had his life threatened on the messageboard. Not like this is really crazy because all of us here at Blue Distortion want to kill him, however, we don’t even know who it is! If you, or anyone you know has information on the where abouts of this person, please contact us.